These are more or less things you could do to make someone want to leave you, not necessarily ways to leave your lover.
1. Being too clingy
2. Lying
3. Cheating
4. Picking a fight about anything and everything
5. Never loosen up, always be uptight
6. Wanting to know every small detail about your partner's day and life for that matter
7. Being self-centered
8. Pushing certain hobbies on your partner
9. Pushing habit's/lifestyle on your partner
9. Pushing your beliefs and/or political views
10. Caring more about your personal gain than your partner's
11. Being too aggressive, always shouting never just talking things out
12. Being too clingy
13. Just break up with them. Just do it like a band-aid.
14. kill them (awful but one way to leave them!)
15. Make them fall in love with someone else
16. Fart, burp, pick your nose, do anything gross/unhygienic in front of them and in public.
17. Never say Thank you or you're welcome
18. Never do anything nice for them
19. Make your problems their problems. If you're troubled they're gonna be too!
20. Bring up past boyfriends/girlfriends
21. Bring up your's and their past mistakes all the time
22. Talk bad about their best friends or people close to them
23. Act like your parents/family hate them
24. Get an online dating account that your partner doesn't know about
25. Get a separate phone and text hookers on it
26. Don't wash your undergarments
27. Never shower or wash up
28. Get a pet your partner absolutely laothes
29. Let yourself go
30. Have bad dental hygiene. Bad breathe is always a good thing. (sarcasm)
31. Chain smoke
32. Binge drink
33. Do drugs on the regular
34. Party and go out all the time
35. Being immature, never act your age
36. Always adding your two-cents to a conversation
37. Let your mommy make all your decisions for you, regardless of your age
38. Be a mommy's boy
39. Be a prude, never make them feel wanted sexually
40. Let your work consume your life
41. Be lazy, never help out around the house; wash dishes, clean, etc.
42. Never offer to pay or take them out. ever.
43. Ignore him
44. Find someone else
45. Develop a strange addiction
46. Be extremely anal/ Obsessive compulsive
47. Insult/talk about their friends and family to them
48. Point out insecurities and imperfections
49. Criticize how he does household chores
50. Be extremely indecisive and always say I don't know.
Whew, that's quite a list! I'm always impressed with people who actually hit 50 items, though I suppose each of them comes from some hard experience or some hard observation of someone else's experience or some nightmare fantasy of being dumped.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, these do the job very nicely.
Thank you!
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